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“The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what Fiction means.”
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handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

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thetimetunespoon:

hoccypocky:

ianoshea:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME SANTA CLAUSE ISNT REAL ALL OVER AGAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SANTA CLAUS ISN’T REAL?!

FUCK. SANTA ISN’T REAL AND NOW THE END TIMES ARE COMING CHILDREN. WE’RE ALL BLOODY DOOMED. 

thetimetunespoon:

hoccypocky:

ianoshea:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME SANTA CLAUSE ISNT REAL ALL OVER AGAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SANTA CLAUS ISN’T REAL?!

FUCK. SANTA ISN’T REAL AND NOW THE END TIMES ARE COMING CHILDREN. WE’RE ALL BLOODY DOOMED. 

(via hellomynameispopsicle)